I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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