id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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