He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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