So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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