I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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