Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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