I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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