Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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