I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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