is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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