nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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