I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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