What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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