Non-Jews are for practice
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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