I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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