I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!