My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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