we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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