can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Two words: nipple clamps
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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