After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
me + whiskey = a bad person
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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