Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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