Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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