I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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