i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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