it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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