Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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