hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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