You work out of a Hotel?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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