i just had sex bonerless
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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