you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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