I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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