Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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