I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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