Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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