She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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