just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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