WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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