You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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