is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.