I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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