Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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