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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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