the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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