I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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