Its about making memories worth repressing
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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