i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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