He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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