Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
is wine microwaveable?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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