Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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