sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize