Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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