Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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