I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.