My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.