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• (682): View more from Texas

  nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)

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• (212): View more from New York

  where am i from again

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• (817): View more from Texas

  just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already

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• (818): View more from California

  I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (631): View more from New York

  when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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• (518): View more from New York

  I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We were licking ciroc off the poker table

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.

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