Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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