we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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