I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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